A couple posts ago I mentioned that I had some exciting knitting news that I could announce soon . . . here it is!
(The blanket, not the baby. Although the baby's awfully cute in her little baby-savage tunic.)
My blanket pattern Baby's First Principles is in the "Nuclear Winter" chapter of Doomsday Knits: Projects for the Apocalypse and After. You can get a sneak peek at some of the other patterns on the book's Ravelry page. The book is available for pre-order from Cooperative Press: the e-book will be released in December and the printed version shortly after.
It's going to be very hard to leave messages for the future -- consider how much trouble we've had reading texts our ancestors left behind:
It took 1200 years to decipher hieroglyphics. (Fortunately, the ancient Egyptians didn't have any urgent messages for us.)
It only took 2 years for anybody to even notice that the Antikythera mechanism was anything other than a blob of bronze and random crap dredged up from a shipwreck, 50 years to figure out that it might be something interesting, and another 20 or so to decide what exactly it did. (Thankfully, it's an astronomical clock, not a countdown device.)
|Not what the Antikythera Mechanism does.|
All right, so we've got a challenge on our hands when we want to let our descendents know about some nasty radiation we're leaving behind for them. (Apparently we love them enough to warn them, but not enough to actually not radiate things. Take what you can get, children of the future!)
The radiation trefoil is a pretty symbol, but it's not really an effective icon for communicating "danger!" if you haven't already learned what it means. In 2007, therefore, the International Atomic Energy Agency suggested a new symbol to warn of ionizing radiation. It combines the radiation trefoil with a skull-and-crossbones and a running figure to indicate that the trefoil is deadly and you should flee its presence.
With this blanket, then, you can give your little one—and her descendants—a head start after the apocalypse with this baby blanket illustrating the most important principle of survival: avoid radiation. Even if the survivors forget what the radiation hazard symbol means, this blanket’s motifs warn of its dangers. The center section is a large-scale all-over pattern depicting the radiation trefoil. The blanket is edged with two bands of motifs- the inner border is a small pattern of skulls, showing that the trefoil indicates danger. The outer border has running figures, illustrating the need to flee areas and objects labeled with the trefoil. Truly, the A-B-C’s of the future.
One last picture -- angry baby flees radiation.
Tomorrow, be sure to check out Baa, Baa, and Black Sheep for another announcement! Links to the rest of Doomvember are at Alex Tinsley's website dull-roar.com.